Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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