just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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