My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
