I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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