I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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