so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
