We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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