oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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