Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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