My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
