normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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