overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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