i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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