we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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