Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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