I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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