worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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