I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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