After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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