Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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