I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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