i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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