I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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