i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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