What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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