I have demons in me.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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