were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The air was thick with penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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