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My room smells like vodka and shame
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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