This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
this will be a night to untag.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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