I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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