also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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