that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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