On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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