if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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