I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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