you guys were way drunker than both of me
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
