Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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