the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
So vagazzling was a success
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