I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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