More tranny stories later!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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