Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I FOUND THE LEGS
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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