I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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