Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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