Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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