Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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