thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
No...this little piggys going to the bar
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
