Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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