ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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