GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
His nipple licking is glorious
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