thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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