Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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