i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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