That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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