Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Randomize
